Alright, the intermission is over and it's on to part 2, of episode 2 in the Jeff Lewis, ongoing saga.
The last time we saw Jeff, he was deeply wounded that Chris would leave the house before finding Monkey, the cat, in the bottom cupboard, tucked away in the back, to possibly die, before anyone could rescue him.
Jeff chewed Chris out, over the phone and is now talking to the camera, explaining to the world, an epiphany about Chris.
This is a video clip of the "lost cat" drama.
Mr. Lewis explains, he always thought that Chris was not very bright, dumb, in fact. But, now,... now he sees the light. It's more of a calculated plan to appear stupid, so Chris can ruin Jeff?
It is only now that Jeff truly appreciates Chris for what he truly is. A brilliant sociopath.
Stephen is "Assistant Housekeeper". Jeff tells him to get Monkey over to the vet's office for acupuncture. It is not an easy task for anyone to even approach this wolverine, masquerading as a feline, and old Steve is clearly nervous about this whole idea.
The cat, hisses and growls, scratches and bites at everyone and anything, as Steve tries to get Monkey into the cat box for the trip.
Stephen is really trying to be a good sport about this whole thing. In the car, on the way to the vet's office, Jeff calls him up to make sure he is talking to Monkey. Stephen explains, he was talking to him, until the cell rang. So, Jeff tells him he will hang up now, so Steve can resume his conversation with Monkey.
I thought I would stroke out, from laughing so hard, once they are at the vets.
This cat is from hell. Monkey was having nothing to do with any of it. This cat terrorized Stephen and the vet. They were both terrified of this devil called, Monkey.
Monkey went crazy on the vet. No acupuncture session happened.
On the way back from the vet's office, Steve's on the cell with Jenni, explaining what happened. Jeff didn't care about how Stephen was fairing at all, but he was worried about Monkey.
After the call, Stephen breaks, and begins to cry in the car.
Jenni and her boss arrive at one of the properties that Chris was supposed to give a cleaning to. Jeff is again pissed that it was not up to his inspection.
He goes off on Jenni, telling her, she will have to come back and do her husband's job for her.
We discover, no one is golden, not even Jenni. Jeff has fired her two, or three times before.
Back at home, Chris is informed that Jeff wants Chris to write out a formal apology to him, and that it will go in Chris' file.
Chris is brilliant, but no sociopath, like Jeff suggested earlier. Chris pulls out a stuffed mouse, cat toy for Monkey and starts playing with the cat.
It goes to Jeff. He softens and tells Chris, that it looks like Monkey forgives him, now what about him? Chris tells Jeff he'll have an apology letter for him to file, tomorrow.
Ya gotta love it.
In the end, you have to wonder why anyone would stick around this type of working environment, and then Jeff does something that seems so out of character for him to do.
It's Zoila's birthday and Mr. Lewis has thrown her a party, inviting family and friends.
She is clearly touched and so am I. I did not think this self centered jerk had it in him.
What Is Flipping Out?
It's the craziest, funniest, side-splitter reality show that airs a new episode every Tuesday night, on BRAVO.
Watch Jeff Lewis flip out on his staff and everyone else around him.
The votes are in! It's the wildest roller-coaster ride a reality show has ever had, and Jeff Lewis is derailed.
Watch Jeff Lewis flip out on his staff and everyone else around him.
The votes are in! It's the wildest roller-coaster ride a reality show has ever had, and Jeff Lewis is derailed.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
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1 comment:
…when you stuff 932 pounds of collagen in your lips they actually invert (forming a crease in the middle) and turn into a giant ass on your face. attention jeff lewis, STOP WITH THE COLLAGEN… YOUR LIPS LOOK LIKE DOM DELUISE’S ASS… i can’t even stand to look at jeff lewis’s face because his lips are so mutilated… disgusting.
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